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Monday, 09 November 2009

  • Chapter 1


    Something was slightly off from our daily acquaintance, the air was more humid and Jack felt a saturation in his shoulders. It was Sunday and many people were buying cream cheese and everything bagels. All was calm and subtle, the air was crisp. The teller approached optimistically, and jack was content. Two onions, a stalk of celery, four carrots, thyme, coriander seed, fresh ginger, and a few habaneros in a futile effort to add some "spice" to his life. He passed a woman and her adolescent child, his stomach churned like bananas in a blender. "Relax", he told himself, "it's Sunday, everyone feels fine, I am buying some bagels and condiments like everyone else". He continued to the checkout.  A striking boy, handsome and probably nearing seventeen took his order confidently and with enthusiasm. "Hello, Sir. Did you find everything okay today"? Jack did not, he couldn't place the long grain rice or that seaweed paper used for sushi. He knew it was somewhere within the middle isles but paranoia gripped him, the bright lights made him nervous; he looked at the signs above the aisles but was unable to comprehend what they read.

                    Five years ago Jack was diagnosed (by a recently out-of-the-closet psychologist) with ADHD along with a few other mental complications, which his psychologist said were "probably the result of your attention deficit"... what a load of shit, he thought. What that meant is still foreign to him, although his five year old brother was surely afflicted with the disease, whatever it was. Jack was smart, strange, and keenly aware of what went on around him. The world was a peculiar oyster, and he tried tirelessly to wash away the grit and make sense of this foreign mollusk of brackish origins.

                    Dr. Looney, as his name comically hinted, was just that: loony. As a psychologist, unable to outright prescribe medication, he recommended drugs for Jack to take, and Jack took these recommendations to his family doctor, who gladly commended. Adderall, Zoloft, Xanax and the like were prescribed with a sickly smile, a nod of the head and no handshake whatsoever. Jack was suspicious. Once home, he immediately researched his medicines. What he found was bewildering. It was a website called zoloftkillsme.com; it was the epicenter of human sadness and the precipice of humanity. Unfulfilled people pouring their pathetic hearts out to complete strangers, although to them "MissSoLonely",with twenty thousand posts was the closest thing to a friend any of these people ever had. Surprisingly, the sexual side affects did bother these people enough to stop taking the drugs. What a horrible curse from the pill deities. These people hate their lives, they're too emotionally debilitated to even talk to their friends, let alone ask somebody on a date. When, after several weeks, the false courage and eerie confidence confided to them allows them to partake in the salsa dance of copulation with the opposite sex, their sexual members fail them and they are left frustrated and hating life once again. I feel for these sad people, maybe because I can see this happening to myself.  "For the past ten years, I have been on and off various SSRI's and various other antidepressant medicines. My life is empty. I am 38 and I do not have any children. Since I was a young man, I don't remember going out in public happily. I am constantly nervous and have been taking Zoloft for some years now." Although slightly less anxious, and more amiable, Jack was not himself. He felt more and more like he was doing a horrible impersonation of himself, whoever he was.

                    At least the stapler was actually red, that he could confirm. Everything else came to him like a bad dream. His brain hurt, he wanted to die. He wanted to find a small comfortable hole to waste away in, but he knew he deserved a dark, cold, jagged confinement that melodically dripped failure onto his forehead: drip, drip, drip, you have failed, drip, drip. This would be hard to do. He had to maintain, stay strong, remain focused. But on what? that was the question. He was always impressed at the way people buzzed about. He envied their lack of consciousness. They were so confident, so happy, so sure, so goddamn unaware! Everything was in place. How could it be? They had no notion of the dark side, how lucky they were. Nonetheless, he pushed on but came off as a narcissist. He artificially held his head up and stuck his chest out. People wondered if he thought he was better than them, however, he knew he was so much less. He would go days without listening to the radio, deep in thought. Then, he would tune in to the city's hip-hop and r&b channel, this also gave him false hope. How were these people so confident, and were they, or as self-conscious as he?

                    October was approaching, and Jack falsely exuded anticipation for the coming season. However, Jack was, on the inside, deeply afraid. He knew the feeling that he had gotten always around this time of the year. Leaves were dying, trees were baring: a cold desolation far from the warm comfort of the womb. The air was thin, the optimistic mask of summer was fading and everyone knew it although they tried to remain positive. It was like the beginning of a bad mushroom trip when everyone is giddy but aware of the coming doom that would surely destroy them like a hungry beast.

                    As Jack prepared his morning coffee and his ego for the unavoidable day at the plant, he attempted multitasking because he read somewhere that it's a good thing to do. However, his movements made no logistical sense at all. He tried brushing his teeth while he urinated; but he only ended up soiling his left pant leg and left a puddle in the far corner of the floor. So many things were going through his head, but the value of these thoughts was never quite worth two cents. 

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

  • Bada Ba Da mmmm Ba!

    Discombobulated sleeper, introverted fiction reader, all for shadows - gates of keepers, nothing soothes like weary sleepers. Super smelly rags and dishes, tipsy and precocious, something lurks beneath the sink, it's rotten and ferocious. Crusty socks and trucks and trains, don't do drugs that block the brain. Something irks and wax and wanes, always dust your window panes. Cleanliness is close to God, if  you eat one fish don't make it cod. There's more to life than wrinkled wads, grow real grass you can't sow sod. If there's something that you learn from this, there's more to life than worms and piss.

    Update: Port-hole, break-thru, something is on the outside. Now it's looking in at you with slanted eyes. Watch! Damn it here it is again. I knew it would come back. Time to wield my super rat trap 9000, it has bells and whistles and some gouda cheese from last week. The spring is broke but that's okay, I think it should be fine. Ok, this is what we've been waiting for. Slowly...slowly...slower...SLOW! I said Slow!

    *******SNAP********KABOOOM*******BLAOW********

    peace ensues, and nothing creeps, all is well, so go to sleep :)

Monday, 12 October 2009

  • creatures in the dark

    Four days past the eve of September.

    Early in the weekend morning, still dark.

    Screams from drunken animals litter the cool and pleasant night.

    God must be ashamed.

    young girls in search of fun, they settle for drunken fools.

    young boys intent on passing  their genes to drunken whores.

    shiney cars with bright neon lights whiz by in either direction

    aimlessly following something they don't understand.

    driven not by their vehicles, but some desire which irks them unconsciously

    A baby is born. A woman is raped. A homeless man peddles, a lonely man waits.

    Keys and bottles and knives and forks, notepads, clothes, and spoiling fruit,

    lay around forgotten by sleepy humans with unkempt souls, left behind.

    waiting for their utility to be once again recognized. patiently waiting, ready and able,

    but the boys and girls just drink and smoke, and the warthog sheds a tear.

Saturday, 03 October 2009

  • Dear Opie

    At one time, a rock possessed the knowledge of the omniscient spirit of the universe. As I rummage through the serene earth of life and prosperity, a nearby rock plays dead, and cursory is my glance towards the insignificant rock beside my bare feet. The rock must assume it's accepted behavioral position as I perceive it's boundaries to be obvious and within. I am gone. But the mineral exhales not a sigh of relief, as I never even suspected it to be anything other than an insignificant, mundane rock. I pity it's insignificant experience. My body has been scouring the forests, intently observing the slow maturation of the lands, and marveling at my own keen and witty observances. I  laugh condescendingly at the rock, "you've been here far longer than us humans, and what have you gleaned to which you might shed insight upon us?" In a language  confident yet inaudible the rock cleverly replies, "Ahh, but what I have chosen to forget, your species will long to contemplate.  You rarely consider the lilies of the field, and you toil nonetheless"

    I continued the forest, constantly aware of things to manipulate to my advantage. My own intelligence and craftsmanship were constantly impressing me. An unaware smile grew from cheek to cheek as I made sharp objects out of rocks and a bed out of plants and grasses. I had killed four hares because I happened to run across a bunch despite having no intuition on how to preserve all of the meat. I had the vague notion that someone was trying to tell me something. I turned around; nothing.  I noticed a tired warthog who seemed to have stopped his search for insects to study me with intent. Something in his eyes reminded me of my cousin Jonah when he would stop everything to honestly inquire about my life.

Friday, 19 June 2009

  • Doldrums




    Vagabonds, desolation; prostitution: it's the new fashion. Foul mouthed and bearded drunk men look with intent and

    nonchalance at very young girls. A hungry boy trips over cobble stone and he's eye level with a well fed rat,

    negotiating for a piece of bread. Cloudy skies, cold rain sprinkling the town, feels good to some. A man drinks alone at the bar, a

    midwife is knitting socks as a means of distraction. The nowhere man is dropping his sad words like tears in a muddy puddle into a

    worn journal, hoping that a compassionate young princess will ask about his business. Now vultures are

    descending and they are stalking the hungry and the young. You better find some food. You better stand up straight.

    Do not show weakness to these birds of prey. As soon as they see it they will  rip your eyes out, and as you

    try to crawl away they will begin to tear at your torso, or whatever is easily accessible and has the most meat. They

    smell death. They will fly away satiated with what the doldrums has left for them.

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